Essays

I Confronted The Most Humiliating Thing In My Teen Diary

Why I Struggle To Say The Word "Husband"

I Bought A Haunted Doll From eBay And Now She's My Friend

A Psychic Said My Creepy Doll Is Definitely Haunted

A Cockroach Crawled On My Face And I'll Never Be The Same

I Returned To My Childhood Mall And Found A Nightmare

SATIRE/humor

I'm The Person Ahead Of You In Line To Order Food

This Quinoa Salad Definitely Tastes Good And Everything’s Fine

If You Don’t Have A Perfect White Shirt You Might As Well Be Dead

Have You Noticed That Weather.com Is Insane?

20 Slightly Incorrect Names For Food

An Open Letter of Resignation From Sideboob

Why Women Should Remember To Smile

What The Hell Was With All The Waffles On Gossip Girl?

EXPERIMENTS

I Made Homemade Gummy Bears Because I Lost Control Of My life

I Tried To Run In The Shape Of A Penis And It's Harder Than It Looks

I Wore Little Girl Hairstyles For A Week And This Is What Happened

I Wore Only Fashion Don’ts For A Week And This Is What Happened

5 Ways To Turn Junk Food Into Classy Cocktails

I Tried A Meat Popsicle Because I Have Nothing Left To Lose

QUIZZES

If We Dated, Would It Work Out?

How Well Do You Know The Lyrics To This Song I Just Made Up?

How Many Millennial Stereotypes Can You Claim?

Are You A Hamburger That Came To Life And Started Biting People?

What Food Matches Your Personality?

NEW FORMATS

Make A Man Out Of Food And We'll Guess Your Exact Age

This Quiz Is The Only Thing You Need To Be Doing Right Now

Fill A Swimming Pool With Food And We'll Tell You Your Best Quality

Can You Guess The Woman By The Crap She Keeps In Her Bag?

Can You Identify The Animal From The Terrible Drawing?